Monday, June 13, 2011

Yes, I Taught My Toddler To Pee On The Ground

This post will probably look kinda funny because I'm not on my computer. My awesome hubby used his extra financial aid for school to get me an iPad that I've been wanting for what seems like forever. I will be posting later this week about the different methods of organization for coupons (in more detail than in the outline that I posted last week.) I'll start those posts Wednesday. Tomorrow we're heading to the zoo! I'm so excited because we have passes this year but this will be our first trip. I can't wait to see how Klaeyton does. He's been talking about animals all day.

The main reason for this post, however is to tell the story of how K learned how to pee on the ground yesterday. Let me set the scene for you... We were at softball, it was almost nine at night, the bathrooms were closed and I had a super cranky toddler who had to go to the bathroom. So I figured I would knock out two birds with one stone. I knew that something as 'cool' as peeing on the ground would not only distract him from his tantrum but it would also prevent me from carting him home in pee soaked pants. So I did it. I took him behind our car, opened the door so no one would see us and told him to pee on the ground. He looked at me like I was crazy and then once he started it was like a little excitement light bulb went off. So naturally when he was finished he ran back to the stands yelling, "Miss Heather Miss Heather I peed on the ground."

But the funniness doesn't end there... On the way home Klaeyton talked the entire time about how he peed on the ground and "Oh my gosh it was so funny"- yes that's exactly what he said. When I finally turned around and asked him who he was talking to, he looked at me like I was nuts and simply said, "Sissy." Well...that solves that.

My little blonde boy is a riot.

Oh the joy of being an ordinary mom.

1 comment:

  1. JR thought it was great when K told us he peed on the ground.


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